The Schwarzenneger Rap!

I’m Arnold Schwarzenegger;

I am the Governator;

I made my campaign money

As a steroid innovator;

 

I claim to be conservative;

But I am really not see -

Maria writes my talking points;

In the back room at Schatzi!

 

My movies all polluted;

And I never gave a damn;

But now I act as if I care;

A hypocrite and ham!

 

Now I claim pollution bothers me;

And hydrogen’s my plan;

So what it blew up Hindenburg;

Don’t be a girlie-man!

 

I say the climate is alarming;

And I preach about the warming;

But I drive big cars and smoke cigars;

Because I find them charming.

 

The taxpayers will have to pay;

Because I’m such a hack;

But I don’t care that it’s unfair;

Because I “Won’t be Back.”